Roger Federer got a haircut. Twitter reacted accordingly, going through the five stages of grief over the loss of Federer’s curls.
The HAIR .. pic.twitter.com/M7WfIiJED2
— Roger Federer Fans 🐐 (@Federer_Swiss) May 14, 2013
Denial.
https://twitter.com/AbhishreeNole/status/334327062963838976
Just looked at another photo and I'm sorry but I just can't deal with Roger Federer's short hair. I just can't! I need counselling!
— Bee (@spiffybee) May 18, 2013
Federer just swiped at his face like he had hair there…………YOU DON'T HAVE HAIR ANYMORE!!!!! #roma #tennis
— Sheena J. Jackson 🇻🇮 (@Alson92) May 17, 2013
https://twitter.com/JAMIEJONESOK/status/334418150999326720
ROGER FEDERER HAS SHORT HAIR DOT SIREN DOT HEARTBREAK RT @bubbaprog: Roger Federer got a haircut, guys: http://t.co/Jpt9BKCdGY
— Connor Simpson (@connorsimpson) May 14, 2013
Kinda N shock, I might feel differently in an hour or soヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノWas there a secret voting that I missed︶︹︺or was disregarded? #Federer #Hair
— Maryam مريـم (@iKlimt) May 14, 2013
Anger.
#Federer told Lahyani (umpire) that he didn’t ask for his hair to be that short. WHO’S THE CUNT WHO CUT THIS HAIR, WHO? I WANNA KNOW. 🙁
— Han Kat (@AramushaHime) May 14, 2013
Bargaining.
If having a buzzcut makes Federer play like a god then I bless this hair forever and eternity.
— Maisie (@goderer) May 17, 2013
Depression.
Federer got a hair cut. No more bouncy, silky, smooth hair. It truly was perfection. Sad day.
— Priya Verma (@PV226) May 15, 2013
roger federer cut his hair it was so b-e-a-utiful. AGH #athleteprobs #why #beautifulmane
— Δяjiтн Jαуαяαмαп (@Jar_of_Raman) May 15, 2013
RIP Roger Federer’s curly hair. You’ll be missed.
— Val (@Mus1c_) May 14, 2013
Your lovely hair will no longer bounce as you hit that forehand…..booo…#Federer
— Supermari_oh (@Supermari_oh) May 14, 2013
Acceptance.
#federer with no hair… He looks like a brunette tennis ball.
— Nikki(@agirlwithaview) May 18, 2013
“@rockinguniquely: Don’t like Federer’s new hair cut…cc: @solzy27“Lol it makes him look like a Greek god.
— olushola ogunsanya (@solzy27) May 17, 2013
Fine Federer, I’m warming up to the hair. Just keep winning and everyone will stop talking about the hair. Maybe.
— Ryan (@sortathatboy) May 17, 2013
There is no appreciation phase? I am too crazy to fall into that phase? loved it the second I saw it though I still miss Fed-curls.