Welcome to another compilation of all those funny/strange/random things people search for on the internet, and somehow arrive on our site. If you missed any of the previous episodes of this series, you can find them all here.
As always, these are actual terms that people typed when searching on Google, Bing or Yahoo. Through search engine magic, they were led to our site as they looked for answers to their questions. What you will see here are screencaps of the search term page on Google Analytics, just to assure you that I don’t make any of these search terms up. Don’t you like how transparent I am?
Without further ado, let’s see what people were up to in the last week:
Who are you sending love notes, Reeshard? Pamela?
Just love how these two were sitting next to each other. #Fedal
viktor troicki gets 18 month doping suspension.
No, YOU suck!
Question for you, Anonymous Googler: did you watch the recent French Open semifinal between both gentlemen?
I love how people think Google is their “mate” and ask it this kind of question.
Nobody wrestles down Serena Williams.
Because if you do…you die. Or she makes you buy her leggings.
404 – FILE NOT FOUND
How about her right hand?
It’s because of all that smiling, right?
Now, now! No need to get violent here.
But Gilles…you’re only 3 inches shorter and 31 pounds lighter than the Muzzard!
OPA GRANDPA STYLE!
Oh, so many failures in that long, pointless, and unsuccessful career, no?
I’d really love to see what this GIF looks like.
Usually the “depression” search terms are reserved for DelPo.
Lindsay, is that you?
So this new gig is on top of the deals with Rolex, Mercedes Benz, Haagen Dazs, Nike and the full time tennis pro thing, right?
Li Na sure is raking in the dough.
*opens mouth to speak*
*decides it’s better not to say anything*