The Gstaad Tournament’s Twitter Account is Hilarious

I’ve been cracking up all week following @opengstaad, the most dramatic tennis tournament Twitter account I’ve ever encountered. Here’s a sample of their best tweets:

You’re a disappointment, Bellucci!

“Foreign opponents.”

Sending a message.

Everyone is dismal!

Trouble is looming everywhere!

Even this Twitter account is bored with Robin Haase.


Step it up, Feli.

Stan Wawrinka is dying, apparently.

Worrying parallels.

Amy can be spotted on a tennis court in the Philadelphia area, shanking backhand volleys.