I know you’ve all been dying to know what rap star Vince Spadea has been up to, right?
Well, luckily Bravo’s Princesses of Long Island (I don’t know what the show is about, don’t ask me to explain) spotted him. I mean, they have absolutely no idea that he’s Vince Spadea, but they saw him walking down the street and called him over to their table and then this happened:
(WARNING: There is talk of a Vince Spadea boner. So, you know, proceed with caution.)
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Here are some of the douchiest things Vince Spadea, or “Vincent” as he likes to call himself, says in this very short clip. (I basically just transcribed every word he said.)
“You got me.”
“I can’t handle four at once. Who’s single?”
“My name is Vincent. I’m a tennis teacher.”
“I’m global. I’m in Florida, Beverly Hills, The Hamptons. Wherever there’s blondes.”
“Would you like to work on your strokes?”
“I’m looking for that one girl in the Hamptons to make my life better on the weekend.”
“Why don’t we just cut to the chase, give me your number.”
“Casey. How can you replace me?”
“Have your protein, and then you can have Vince protein later.”
You know what? This is exactly how I thought Vince Spadea’s life would turn out.
(Thanks to my friend Emily, whose fabulous documentary short “There She Is” is now on Vimeo, for the tip.)
Vince is making appearances in Season 2 on broken at love! He did a great job.
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