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Really, Nike?

By Amy on January 13, 2015

It was bad enough whatever Delpo was wearing in his comeback last night:

But Nike’s Australian Open kits are apparently just as bad. Is Maria moonlighting as a stripper? Did Serena’s dress come from a dollar store? So many questions.


Not their best work.



Amy can be spotted on a tennis court in the Philadelphia area, shanking backhand volleys.

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7 Responses

  1. Matt Vidakovic
    Matt Vidakovic January 14, 2015 at 5:28 am |

    Jeeeeeebus, its like someone had a fit and made this stuff

  2. Jason
    Jason January 14, 2015 at 12:55 pm |

    …the “Serena dress” would also literally not fit her, surely??? I mean, I assume its design is slightly altered to change the fit, but come on. (Maybe use a model who has a similar body type???)

  3. skip1515
    skip1515 January 14, 2015 at 6:38 pm |

    Philadelphia’s Ted Tingling is doing more than turning in his grave. (Count on it.)

    1. skip1515
      skip1515 January 14, 2015 at 6:45 pm |

      my fingers are not under my control: Tingling > Tinling (apologies, Ted)

  4. qthetennisfan (@qthetennisfan)
    qthetennisfan (@qthetennisfan) January 15, 2015 at 2:18 am |

    don’t hate me, but I don’t mind the last one, reminds me of an artist Keith Haring. Camo by delpo remains quite bad.

  5. Sabey
    Sabey January 15, 2015 at 3:51 pm |

    I just hope Serena’s outfit includes a bra. Maria’s is very cheerleader-ish.

  6. amlik
    amlik January 20, 2015 at 3:16 am |

    I think they had the intention of creation something that would distract the opponent. Works great!

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