Welcome to another installment of all those funny things people type in that pesky Google box and somehow arrive to our site. If you missed any of the previous episodes of this series, you can find them all here.
As always, these are actual terms that people typed when searching on Google, Bing or Yahoo. Somehow, they were led to our site. What you will see here are screencaps of the search term page on Google Analytics, just to assure you that we don’t make any of these search terms up. Don’t you like how transparent we are?
Without further ado, let’s see what people were up to during Roland Garros:
One of these is quite unlike the others
Incidentally, all of those terms are in the top 10. Roger Federer’s haircut was that big of a deal.
You could see these coming … sorta
But not this one
“… by Serena”
Sharapova fans sigh sadly.
As opposed to five of them?
How many Pascal Marias are out there?!?
I had no idea there was a market for these
But wait … there’s more:
He’s on Twitterrrrrrr.
Did a dog Google that?
This person definitely was watching the Nadal-Djokovic epic semifinal and wondered about the many empty seats.
It’s all a conspiracy!
Eh … how do I say this …
No. Neither one.
I’m sure Rapahael does eat some sort of meat.
A conspiracy again!
Tennis. Is. LIFE.
(And Death, too.)
Eh … what????
What did you do now, Jerzy? Lose to Mirza Basic again? Oh wait, that happened after the French Open. Sorry!
I wouldn’t put it quite like this …
Oh, really? Who told you?
The tennis is always right.
Someone doesn’t enjoy Tomas Berdych’s quirky online persona
It has to be because of all the Facebooking and tweeting, right?
I think you need to get your eyes checked. Like, now.
Dr. Youzhny looks more like Joey’s deranged Russian second cousin, really.
Is this meant as an insult? It sounds kind of cool
Is that you, Neil Harman?